This has been around but appeared in my Inbox:

YIKES!!!  We are in  trouble;

  • The population of this country is 300  million.
  • 160 million are retired.
  • That leaves 140  million to do the work.
  • There are  85 million in school.
  • Which leaves 55  million to do the work.
  • Of this  there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
  • Leaving 20 million to  do the work.
  • 2.8 million are in the  armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama  Bin-Laden.
  • Which leaves 17.2  million to do the work.
  • Take from  that total the 15.8 million people who work for state  and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million  to do the work.
  • At any given time  there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
  • Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
  • Now, there are 1,211,998 people in  prisons.
  • That leaves just two  people to do the work.
  • You and  me.
  • And there you are,  Sitting on your ass,  At your computer, reading jokes..
  • Nice.   Real nice.


Yikes!! — 1 Comment

  1. As you, I have seen it, but it’s still funny – and…..here I am….you know where!

    C. Wayne Ware
    Cedar Falls, IA

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