The Pastor’s Ass

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The Pastor’s Ass

The  pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was  so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper  read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The  Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The  next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.

This  was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next  day:

NUN  HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The  bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get  rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for  $10.

The  next day the paper read:

NUN  SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This  was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The  next day the headlines read:

NUN  ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The  bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . .  being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and  misery ..

.. even  shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy  life.

Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be  a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice  day!


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