Holy Prostitute

A man is driving down a deserted stretch
of highway in KENTUCKY when he
notices a sign out of the corner of his eye…
It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his
imagination and drives on….

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these
signs are for real and drives past a third
sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he
pulls into the drive…

On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell .
The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,  ‘What may we do
for you my son?’

He answers, ‘I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly
doing business…. ..’

‘Very well my son. Please follow me.’ He is
led through many winding passages and
is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops
at a closed door and tells the man, ‘Please knock on this door.’

He does so and another nun in a long
habit, holding a tin cup answers the door… This nun instructs, ‘Please place $100 in
the cup then go through the large wooden
door at the end of the hallway.’

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots
down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back
in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.


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