Building Permits

My Building Permit:

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.  It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with titty pink trim. The County Commissioners told me to go to hell. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
………Work starts on Monday…


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