Quotes

A few quotes compliments of a friend and my inbox
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’
–   Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and … Continue reading

Sick

Isn’t it amazing before the Tucson victims are even cared for the left somehow has to blame those “Crazy Tea Baggers” for the acts of a lunatic. I learned a long time ago that the acts of a deranged person … Continue reading

A Soft Heart

Even hunters have big hearts
This will bring tears to your eyes.
A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near Highway 7 early one cold December morning. Suddenly,
a huge buck walked out over the corn they had … Continue reading

Holy Prostitute

A man is driving down a deserted stretch
of highway in KENTUCKY when he
notices a sign out of the corner of his eye…
It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his
imagination and drives on….
Soon he … Continue reading